I have a lovely family, 2 kids, 2 cats and a very hectic lifestyle!
I am not ashamed to say, I love anything & everything Tudor and am hooked on the "Real Housewives of New Jersey"- they must be the Essex girls of America!
Used to work in the City, but now a stay at home mum (or housewife, homemaker etc) I work 24 hours and do not get lunch or playtime breaks- I am actually writing this with a kid hanging off one arm ha ha!
Why, oh why, did I agree to let my 4 year old watch "Bratz:The Movie"?
One of thems got blue hair- "Mummy can I have blue hair", and one of thems got her belly button pierced- "Mummy can I get an earring in my belly button". Err WTF???
I have now got a real life walking, Talking Brat- with Bratitude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope this wears off soon, as I have got little patience. She has already stripped off, taken her arms out of the sleeves of her vest, so she can wear a "boob tube". Err WTF???
I think I will have to sit her down and have a chat, in her new language, just so she understands me............ "Heres the dealio, don't get your knickers in a twist, but you sound seriously stupid, its over with a capital over. My bad." I think that should do it!! Ha Ha!
She now knows how to pause, rewind and play Sky+, so not only have we just listened to the songs aout 50 times each, she has now perfected her posing, pouting and is saying "Your not my BFF anymore", to a very bemused 2 year old brother. Err WTF???
She is now walking around singing songs titled:
"Gonna flaunt it"
"Gotta make you want it"
"Can't stop this feeling"
"You won't get no sleep tonight"
"Don't get your knickers in a twist,"
"BFF" (Best Friends Forever),
"Don't lose your passion for fashion,"
"You're seriously stupid,"
"That's just awesome,"
"You stupid cheerleader,"
"Are you kidding me?"
"It's over with a capital over,"
"Here's the dealio"
It has to end soon.........................Watch this space....................